Out Out Out

Apparently this last year more people left the UK than at any other time since 1991. Of course, still more people came in to the country, so we got a net gain not including births. All the more reason to pack up and leave ourselves really. Clearly it is the done thing. Oz is most popular, not too suprisingly. It’s easy to see why people want to leave though, what with horrific sausage crime becoming an everyday occurrence. But it could be worse, someone could have decided to set fire to your penis.