Went off to Cadbury world today for a friend’s birthday. Most amusing and you get free chocolate and stuff and you get to spend lots of cash on other chocolate related items in the shop. I shall do the Friday Five [fridayfive.org], as I haven’t for a while and I have not got my Photo [...]

This guy caused me to spend a long time going into town once [news.bbc.co.uk]. I remember it happening. Heh. About Time [news.bbc.co.uk]. So many stupid people drive down the middle of the motorway on their mobile phones completely oblivious to the other traffic around them. Still, it would be better to have a law banning [...]

In other news [story.news.yahoo.com] an Eastern Indian girl has been married to a dog to ward off evil. I hope the dog’s family don’t object too much to the marriage, as they would have trouble interrupting the ceremony, what with people not being able to understand them and everything.

Harry Potter [news.bbc.co.uk] is ridiculously over hyped. There’s even a tv interview with the author on BBC2 now and so many shops are just full of Harry Potter stuff. WHSmiths has been taking pre-orders for months. It seems a bit mad. Beer [news.bbc.co.uk]. Moo [news.bbc.co.uk].